Tongue knotting challenge

I really love these kind of challenges. I uploaded the original picture, for I will not take credit for writing such a great piece of work. What struck me as funny, was the use of an abbreviation for my name in the fifth line. Like it was especially written for me! ♥

Good luck trying!

English pronunciation

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.