1. Avoid Alliteration. Always. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. Avoid cliches like the plague. They’re old hat. 4. Comparisons are as bad as cliches. 5. Be more or less specific. 6. Writers should never generalize. Seven. Be consistent! 8. Don’t be redundant; don’t use more words than necessary; it’s highly…

backpfeifengesicht [bokf-‘fIf-en-“ge-zikt] (n.) a person who needs to be slapped; lit. “a face that needs a fist in it” (logolepsy: an obsession with words)

I really love these kind of challenges. I uploaded the original picture, for I will not take credit for writing such a great piece of work. What struck me as funny, was the use of an abbreviation for my name in the fifth line. Like it was especially written for me! ♥ Good luck trying!…

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing… they just waved. Do you sea what I did there? I’m shore you did!  

Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated  weightlifters. Weird.

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of a clause.

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